Midnight Affair:55
I AM APPALLED!
I had what I thought was a blissful dinner… at KFC. While I’m at it, DO NOT EAT the new whatever shit from KFC, waste of money and stomach space! I can so hear Citra screaming “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CALORIES THERE IS IN THAT?!”
BECAUSE we…fine, I, had an unsatisfactory dinner, I bought loads of tidbits to be consumed at my favourite spot in the library. and BECAUSE we looked as if we are having the time of our lives, some crazy woman had the cheek to whisper loudly “why are you eating? don’t you have any regard for the library rules? so much for the educated Singaporean”. I honestly thought she was loony up there, so I shut up. So amazingly enough, we slowed down the pace of chewing. Ironically, I was with the rowdiest duo you could ever imagine. BUT Ms OBNOXIOUS had to say at the top of her lungs “can you lower your volume? this is a library!” MY GOODNESS! THE IRONY! but wait, THERE’S FUCKEN MORE! she said to Choochoo ” excuse me, I’m rather interested in the photography section, could you move aside?!” Trust me, she didn’t sound very polite. OH MY GOD! I mean, who would ever say that? So company and I decided that she was a little to addled in the head. MDM MURTHAFUCKENBITCHWHORESLUTMOTHERPROSTITUTE WASN’T GOING TO RUIN OUR EVENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, I THINK I’VE DONE ENOUGH JUSTICE TO THIS EVENING.
