Midnight Affair:74
One day an oh-so-innocent boy AKA me, wore his FBT shorts to Yew Tee and an oversized jacket to pick some stuff up from his friend. On the way, he saw some guy, that guy couldn’t stop staring at the boy’s oh-so-never-ending legs. Unnerved, the boy quickened his pace, but no, Mr Sicko had to quicken his pace and walk directly, and closely behind the boy AKA a terrified me.
WAIT THATS NOT ALL.
Just now, on the train, there was this lady whom I wanted to give up my seat to. I didn’t because i was sincerely debating whether she’s fat, or pregnant. I really was! Out of goodwill mind you! I thought it’d be a complete insult to offer my seat if she were to say “I’m not pregnant!” Turns out,she really was pregnant. I feel so bad and sorry. Afterwards, her husband came in with 2 kids. She suddenly beamed and kissed her 2 kids. I could feel her love. BUT her 2 damn kids sat beside me and were freaking annoying. NEVERMIND! There was this guy sitting beside me, sleeping. His bloody saliva almost dripped onto my CK. I could have slapped him, but I was nice. When he left, there were 2 boy twins who came in. They were about 7 years old? very cute; I’ve always had a thing for twins. They looked like Winggy, so I suspected they were part Thai. I also suspected that one of the brother is gay because he kissed his other brother. Not long after, they were humping each other! Then their fugly dad sat beside me. GOSH! he looked as if he didn’t bathe. I did spray my CK, but I’m also convinced that it’s karma.
On a more serious note, I hope everything turns out well for ______. No matter what dear, please think about your future and plan ahead. We’ll still be friends and we’d still hang out no matter what the outcome is. I’m not the type who would turn my back when you need me the most. If you ever need help or just someone to talk to, you know my number. You’ve been through your fair share of difficulties in life but back then you didn’t know Pan and I existed! We’re definitely grateful for your company and everything that you’ve helped us with. Thank you so much.
We’re so convinced we’re just too cool.
