I’m at the library now! These couple of days have been pretty eventful. Actually, as much as I complain that my life is -______- it has always been eventful! Mummy is back from her 1 and a half days staff retreat to Bintan. I actually survived on my own for 1 and a half days! I can’t imagine life without a mother, like mine. Ok, I’m a walking contradiction. 

I had time to catch up with my ex-colleagues from Raoul RC. We had a Hari Raya gathering over at Siti’s on Saturday. It was pleasurable of course! And yesterday we went Deepa Deepa at Yogi’s place. Had Daily Scoop ice cream. I LOVE IT! I was saying that I always find myself going out of my way to find ice cream. My adventure trips around our little island usually involve me getting lost 99% of the time. 

And today! I woke up at 6AM bathed all and bought Mac Breakfast for my Beloved Monster (thats one alphabet short of BM-W!!!) And you’ve got to admit room service was quite good! And there was even a chaperone to school! 

I just found out that my nephew is studying in my Secondary School. I bumped into Aunty Sereena, Sara, Ashton and Byron yesterday. Ashton looks like me. Byron said this “I know him aunty! He’s my senior, from school. How is he related to you?!” 

He’s Uncle Kassim’s son, your uncle. 

That increases the number of Pan-Asians in Dunearn Secondary School to 2! I’m going to get someone to keep an eye on him. Bully him and you die. Hey, I am his uncle after all.

AND LATER, I can’t believe I’m going to watch High School Musical with a bunch of 17 year old kids!! oh, and there’s gymnastics in the evening.

PS, there’s nothing extraordinary about the words that flutter from our minds. But I love it all the same.

This weekend, or rather this entire week has been extremely eventful. School has been much more of a roller coaster ride than a betch. But a betch nonetheless. I’m loving my classmates more than ever. I think we’re much more bonded now. Felix says he reads my blog every now and then. Felix Tan is the bitchiest, funniest, sexiest, HMS-prejudiced, bitchiest, loud, bitchiest teacher/lecturer I’ve ever met. And there’s been training. ERGHHH! (Let me remind you that my social life is ______.) 

Karenn celebrated her 20th birthday party on Saturday. OHOH! Before that, mummy and I went to some Perjumpaan Hari Raya at Eunos which was a complete waste of time. But we won some health products. AND while everyone else was in the baju kurungs, I wore a shirt and berm:) UH HUH, I was totally embracing my culture. I felt so out of place and everyone was so convinced that mummy and I weren’t Malay or Muslim. HEEHEE. 

I think Karenn’s party was a success. I liked it anyway. The food was great and the fondue was sex. That’s all that matters anyways.

I got a chance to catch up with Karol Kwan after months. And she told us a hilarious story of ping and pong. HEE HEE. 

Stars we don’t want to reach, scars we don’t want to stitch. Fly away in a time machine. Escape into outer space. Found what we didn’t steal. Bridges burnt, fingers crossed. Free with no guarantee. This is our secret place, outer space.

PS, I’m done with eclipse. I’m moving on to the last one.

I am currently reading the second sequel to Twilight; Eclipse. It is almost impossible that i am harboring a homosexual crush on a made-believe, fictional, charming character. 

There’s a great possibility that my skinny jeans will fit tighter than ever. We shall be the epitome of skin tight. Do bear in mind that all the jeans I own are either tapered or skinny.

PS, there’s a 99.99% chance that I am crazily, madly, ZOMG-ly, passionately, obsessively, reality-ly, uncontrollably in love.

I still can’t over the fact that school starts tomorrow and I won’t be in the same class with Germaine, Wing, Marissa, Nat and CO on Mondays. 

I’ve been reading Twilight and New Moon over the weekend. Let’s discuss. Firstly, if I had a boyfriend like Edward, I would just break up with him. So effing touchy and his family… OMG. Fuck off and die. On the other hand, he’s rich, and I’d so take advantage of his ermm, transportation means (and I don’t mean the silver Volvo or the Mercedes). And it’d be sweet to have someone fall asleep with you, then again… knowing me I’d get irritated. “I need my space!”

Secondly, I can’t stand Bella. OMG. WTF girl. How can someone just want to blend in the crowd?! so irritating. And talk about low self-esteem…

Thirdly, I love the story.

Fourthly, they are so made for each other.

Lastly, I want to read the other books.

I was like a lost moon-my planet destroyed in some cataclysmic, disaster-movie scenario of desolation-that continued, nevertheless, to circle in a tight little orbit around the empty space left behind, ignoring the laws of gravity.

Once again, I hope that the first day of school will not be a stressful surreal blur I’ve a feeling I won’t be too enthusiastic after awhile. Isn’t that always the case. Maybe I would still be excited if Edward was in my class! HEEHEEHEE.

Forever can start today.

I CAN’T BELIEVE I WOKE UP AT 5AM!!! I woke up to a growling stomach, OMG I am sucha freak. I had some raisin loaf thing to munch on and I am going to buy myself some MAC breakfast… NOW! (and I don’t care what you think! be jealous!) I shall continue typing away once I am a gazillion times more puffed up. I am having a very very very sinister thought; I am thinking what Labin is doing in the toilet. Hunneh, I am NOT 5 years old. 

I am guessing, an hour later…

I am feeling bigger and bouncier. Bigger and bouncier than usual I mean!

It is now 12.37PM. Macs was closed:( what’s the point of advertising that you open 24/7 when you don’t. FUCKING LIARS!!! Anyways, 7/11 is not exactly your 24 hours convenience store either! That’s because they made me walk back and forth looking for sandwiches. WHAT A BETCH! 

The point is, I will never ever ever sleep when I’m hungry ever again. 

And BTW FYI just so you know, I just woke up:) OHH-EMM-JEE, I’ve to head to the gym later. ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTF!! THIS IS ASS GUYS. But I like it.

PS, I found out that my brain doesn’t function at 5.30AM. So, don’t have a conversation with Labin around that time cuz he always ALWAYS makes you think.

and I want to read Twilight.

You know, there’s some sense in that. 

I just realized how much I’ve sacrificed; I know other people also put aside their social life to be in Magnum but I finally felt the impact of it all. My social life = 0. I was over at Laguna National to celebrate Taina’s birthday party. Talk about mind-blowing baybeh. Tessa, Taina and I were like stickies during the first few months of school. AKA, before MF. And I realized that was the first time we really ever hung out after what? 3 months or so? we were just catching up and suddenly the question hit me. “Why did we stop hanging out? I mean how did we fell out?” And then I’ve not met up with The Besties for awhile now. 

Then again, I enjoy myself in cheer! It might be very different now that so many people are leaving. Actually, I just can’t believe 2 people are going to be missing from now on. It kind of like took me by surprise. And Citra is only going to come once a week once school start. OH DEAR! And hanging out during and outside of training is such a different feeling. They know what I mean.  

And I also need to spend more time with my parents. AND MY BELOVED SISTER JULIE!!! 

I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE GOING RUNNING WITH CITRA BEFORE TRAINING TOMORROW. ERGHHHHHHHHH!! 

I re-watched Bring It On All Or Nothing just now. Reminds me of my days in D’zest. “Look, its hiphop Winnie and her Wu Tang clan!” and our favourite “you can visit my website at cheerwhore.com!” HEEHEEHEE!!! 

Those were the days my friend, I thought they’d never end.

I finally caught The House Bunny with Karenn, Kyra and Pan. It was hilarious! I couldn’t help laughing and I think that’s the whole point of us watching comedy; you want to laugh. Its not like you’re supposed to cry when you’re watching comedy, and its not like you’d laugh when you watch a Horror film! Apparently our resident clique of Indians didn’t think so. One arsehole was making fun of us and he made a horrible impersonation of our laughter.I mean, that’s so not sexy. Too bad I couldn’t make out his face in the dark (not like as if it’s my fault right). Whatever, we’re too cool for you.

Tryouts results was whatever. I’ve been whatever-ing the whole thing, but don’t get me wrong, I am excited and happy that I am going for nationals. Lets get things straight, if you’re in the team, it doesn’t make you Hercules and it doesn’t mean that you’re sucha loser if you’re in the group or if you’re not in nationals. I will give you very good examples. *AHEM AHEM* (Disclaimer: The following examples are purely based on my opinions and are not represented or influenced by any other ideas or fictitious ill harbourings).

Citra is not in the Main Team, do you think you can find anyone in Magnum’s history who is more flexible? Karen is not in nationals, but she can hold a 2-2-1 and single liberty/heelstretch when even a male base can falter. DO YOU GET WHAT I FUCKEN MEAN?! Do you think I care that I got the highest whatever shit? do you think I’m that dumb not to know that there are much better cheerleaders in the squad?! Oh please. 

Crayfish, you’re like so whatever. I mean WTH, you don’t have to ruin someone’s reputation like that. Its like really sneaky, you murthafucker. Thats MF, as in MOTHER FUCKER BTW. I mean, FUCK, no one would get turned on anyway! But that’s not the fucken point, its down right unorthodox and scumbaggy. Like a FUCKEN BETCH d’you get it? YOU’RE LIKE THE EPITOME OF WHATEVER. 

I think it’s time people around here learnt some respect, or whatever that’s left of it. AND I MEAN EVERY ASPECT OF THE WORD. 

OH BTW, screw the word FAMILY. WTF! We don’t even look alike! I’ll miss my BEE EFF EFFS AND BITCHIN’ COMPANY. It’s not like we’re cursed to death or anything like that, it’s just that we won’t be spending as much time together thats all! To the committee of BITCH-EOLOGY love you guys loads and thanks for the fuckin’ rockin’ goodtime filled with wholesome goodness and ermm… WE DON’T LIKE TO GOSSIP! GYEAH, RIGHT!

I just have to share this with the world. This is my conversation with CHOOCHOO. Totally blonde I tell you, must be the influence of House Bunny!

Its been an effing long time since I spend a day out with Halimah in town! Since I’m nice, I decided to fetch Ms Mooks from Heeren at 4.30PM. We aka I, was too lazy to get my heavy ass off to Sungei road. So I bought a top from Foreskin for $10. BTW, FYI Just so you know, I am going on a budget for the rest of my life. So we went for lunch at Thai Express. We were craving for ice-cream. We decided that the Gelare was against our budget, so we settled for 2 scoops of New Zealands ice-cream. I really think that their Hokey Pokey is the best ever! I bought a top from Zara, after trying on i-don’t-know-how-many pieces of t-shirts. It took me a while to figure out that the t-shirt I bought read “agressive”. While i only bought a couple of shirts, Halimah bought a million and one clothes please. I am still waiting for her to send me photos. Which is not alot mind you -__-.

And I am kinda looking forward to tomorrow. I need to gym! Been eating alot lately:D Tomorrow’s the results for tryouts, gyeah, whatev, I’ll be happy either ways. If I make it to the Main team, I’ll be happy. If I make it to the Co-ed Group, I’ll still be happy. If I’m not in Nationals, I’m also happy. BUT I’ll be happiest if I’m in the All-Girls. Which apparently is impossible because we are not in Bangkok. AND we, aka i don’t really know who, will be heading off to town after the results thingie! YAYE! I’m hoping to catch House Bunny? YAYE! Ok, shall stop behaving like KYRA YONG! So infectious contagious. 

So roughly, I am going to Taina’s birthday party on Saturday. Sunday is rest day. Training on Monday. HOPEFULLY Tuesday will be a rest day. MAMBO with Wing, Germaine and CO on Wednesday after training. I don’t know when we’re going out to RAYA with Magnum and my Friends. Cut me some slack before school reopens okayyyy aka PARTAY BABY!

PS, FOTO AH HALIMAH! FOTOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! NEOWWWWWWWWW

AND…

I’m meeting/spending the day with these 2 dumdums later on!!